Mallacoota Arts Council

Good Manners Kyra Giorgi


His lap slanted towards the ground and as a consequence the cat had begun slipping from it. He thought, either my legs are too short or this chair is too high. He might have put his feet on its tiptoes to adjust the balance, but decided against it, because things were already in motion. The cat strained briefly to hold on before relinquishing its grasp and slipping silently to the floor. He got up and questioned why he would have bought such a tall chair, because he had decided by now that his legs weren’t short, they never had been, and the idea that a reversal could take place he found both disturbing and incredible. Then perhaps the chair had been given to him and he hadn’t bought it at all. That might explain it. His wife believed in shrinkage of the aged but she had stopped wearing high heels a long time ago and this was bound to change one’s perspective.
Cold and windy with scattered showers were the only words available to describe a day like this. While he was waiting for the water to boil he looked out the window. They were right about the wind at least, it was shivering the windowpane a bit, but not that strong because he couldn’t see it, just audibly with a soft thumping away. There was also a whistling which sounded like the kettle but wasn’t. Another word that might have been used about the day was grey. He stirred his cup of instant coffee but it was a disappointing experience because what he’d really wanted was a cup of tea, not to drink so much as to be able to jiggle the teabag. In compensation he stirred his coffee a bit longer than was necessary and looked out the window again, across the city which would be showered on at any moment, and he was glad that he wasn’t going out today. He was just standing there with his cup of tea wondering what to do next, obviously he should drink the coffee but this would have to be combined with sitting down or continuing to stand, and then where? This was the predicament until he remembered that there was an opened packet of biscuits in the cupboard, and went to get them. Just then the doorbell rang and even though he’d been expecting them, he said Bother! out loud, because now he had his heart set on a biccie or two. The woman from the social services called him by his real name at first, just to confirm, and thereafter addressed him as love. The others said nothing really. He showed them to the bedroom where his wife still lay and tried not to look at her body as he asked them would they like a cup of tea. The kettle had just boiled he said but didn’t mention the biscuits because there weren’t really enough to go round.

 

E J Brady